i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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