why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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