dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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