My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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