dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Randomize
