This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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