I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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