$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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