He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Its about making memories worth repressing
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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