I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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