They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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