So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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