i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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