is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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