Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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