Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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