Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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