but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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