The maid of honor just puked.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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