doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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