Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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