Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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