Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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