chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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