'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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