Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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