I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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