It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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