I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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