Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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