can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
love makes seman taste better
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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