FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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