ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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