You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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