I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The adults are the big ones right?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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