If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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its like you know when i get waxed
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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