Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
