im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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