also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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