I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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