It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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