This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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