Are we in a gay sports bar?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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