I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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