Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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