i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
All I want is dick and wine.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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