you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
