Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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