Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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