Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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