Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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