Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think a kid would responsible me up
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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