you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He has the fingertips of a God
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