How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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