If that was your dad, he is hot
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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